What's the weirdest thing you've ever did as a child?

I stole my mom's gym towels, put them on my head, and then I lip synched the alphabet. When my mom found me fake singing, she was like,

"You're such a strange fish"

Some NSFW stuff.

I burned one of my sister's barbies on a little stake I made. I also blew up a barbie commode in my bedroom with a mean piece of fireworks, with one of the plastic panels becoming lodged in the door like a shuriken.

Put my little brother into a doghouse and locked the door.

I also once made my mom sleep on the carpet for a night because she didn't buy me pants with dinosaurs on them.

She said,

"That's BLACKMAIL!" while wailing loudly.

#4 Are you killing your bro?
Gosh, thx God you're none of my brothers irl, or maybe, nah I don't think, my bro is named Steve Wanton, that's not your name isn't @SteveWanton ?

@armenoidchess2021 whenever i was bored i would just spin around in circles in my room, blabbering random nonsense

@SteveWanton thx for the idea!! I'll imply it tomorrow :)

He was still angry, when my parents appeared, and then they were.

I had a pillow fight with my imaginary friend, Ryan Mungabe-Nagasaki.

So I was just waving the pillow in the air, when my mom came in. She said,

"Tomorrow you're going to have Ryan as your dance partner, aren't you?"