Wish granted. (I can't do the @ thing anymore...)
You die because you smoke too much. (Don't try that at home, kiddies)
I wish for cigarettes to be non-existent.
Oowh!? You're so cute! I find your naivetee touching!
However, as I'm most a merciful liar, I shall not ignore your wish!
I wish foraaamaaaaaaaahhhhh.......So hard......................................
Waffles? Yes, a nice waffle.
@dunderklumper wish granted.
The "nice" waffle actually contained arsenic, and you died.
I wish for that waffle not to have contained arsenic.
Wish granted, however........(brilliant cliff-hanging interlude)......................................................
I do not, stop interfering with my personal wishes!
I happen to have a thing for arsenic waffles, you puddingbrain!
I wish for a cigarette. that'll always thwart you, you insipid bane of my life! Toodleledokey.
@dunderklumper wish granted!
You received a cigarette, only to sell it to someone else - who dies because it contains rat poison, tar, and toilet cleaner. (These are actual ingredients in cigarettes) The police trace his death back to you, and you get arrested for "5th-degree murder".
I wish for you to stop wishing for cigarettes.
@TheUnknownGuyReborn wish granted!
@dunderklumper stops wishing for cigarettes, though it causes unnecessary attention by random forum visitors who are chain smokers, soon the thread is filled by wishes for cigarettes, cigars and other tobacco products.
I wish for a cigarette.
Wish granted.
You die of lung cancer...
I wish I was myself...
Wish Granted.
You are yourself for one second then you commit suicide because you're mad.
I wish Chess became a job.
Wish granted!
Chess is now a job and everyone start playing chess because you get so much money for it. The world will collapse since no one is doing anything but playing chess all day long. No one is keeping shops open. No one is defending fires. No one is making sure to produce electricity.
I wish I had two wishes. Then I wish:
1. None of the wishes I wish should be Corrupt-able.
2. Infinity of wishes.
@Zetas11 wishes granted.
1. Your wish was corrupted by me saying that I corrupted your wish.
2. Your first wish was to not have any more wishes. (I don't know why)
I wish for people to stop posting 2 wishes at a time. (*cough* *cough* Zetas11 *cough* cough*)
